Stamp Lickers & Dog Catchers


Just like no good gum chewing

L O I T E R E R S 


Stamp Lickers & Dog catchers 

Occupy the halls of 

M U N I C I P A L I A 


Don’t ever forget

a dog catcher's net.

Or the stamplickers spit

On the letters you’ve writ.


Come for you they do

Always covered in poo

Watch out!

No doubt

They're out on the prowl

Netting dogs as they howl


Stamp lickers will take

the jobs we forsake.

But at least they’re employed

So please don’t let be annoyed

with all their elaborate regalia

occupying the halls of municipalia

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