Can O’ Snakes

 

This snake is a special kind of worm.

  He does a kind of special squirm.

   The worm way out west.

       The worm way more west.

          Spaghetti West.

This snake lays breast out

  shakes itself under the water spout

    drinkin’ lemonade

    under the cactus shade

this snake takes the cake

            or the spaghetti you make.

         For most fierce, most venomous.

       Most cantankerous.

     This worm will eat your brain.

    Here we go again.

   This snake’ll eat whole men.

     Hell he’ll eat two or ten.

      Lord save us from the Can O’ Snakes

        the ones that live in the Land O’ Lakes

          dodge ‘em fast or get out of dodge.

             hole yourself up in that hunting lodge

Away from these worms, these snakes

  away from the cactus shade where he bakes

    hide away he does, you bet that he’ll pounce

        in the coffee cans, snack boxes, he adds a whole ounce 

         The only way is to chop him to bits

        But under the knife they bite and throw fits

               Be careful you must or else you’ll fall for it